Me: Hello?
Her: Hi, how are you?
Me: Hey, well, what do you do?
It: What are your plans today to seven half?
I do not know, nothing special, why?
Her: We're going to see an apartment?
Me: ... yes .... ahmmm. For whom?
She: I saw today as I was sitting at a stop announcement Magheru rented an apartment. I called and told me that it is 700 euros per month and I said I wanted to see him, I'm curious what he's so expensive.
Me: Oh, so you do not want to move.
She: No, sir, I thought it would be fun. See as I said I'll come with my girlfriend.
Me: I mean with me.
She: Yes. Duuuh.
Me: And you want me to dress in a certain way, that is, are we playing dress-up as well?
She: No, your usual self should suff. I'm going to take you home.
Me: Ok.
Fast forward to seven and something in her car.
Me: Like me be clear, we're not going to rent this apartment, right?
Her: just you see.
Me: Okay, what's our story?
She: Well, we want to move together, both working at HP, and I make you a surprise with this apartment. You play the bitchy chick and I'm the man in the relationship.
Me: Okay, and we kiss there, or the we play it low-profile?
She: No, sir, we kiss ...
Me: Yes, the truth that would be very believable as a gay couple to go to a viewing and begin to kiss in front of a stranger.
Fast forward to the apartment.
She: Good evening.
He (the owner): Good evening, here.
She: Oh, excuse me, she is my girlfriend, Eliza.
Me: Hello, Elizabeth, I'm fine.
He: Good evening, and me.
[blah blah blah platitudes]
It her hand on my back while I speak with the owner.
I'll take your hand.
enter into the bedroom naked.
Him: This is the bedroom, you should see how amenajatul do not come with a huge bed, within a half meter.
She: Oh, yeah, there's the problem, nor do we need more.
I: Merge and sofa, we deal in November.
I open dressing.
Her: You do not like?
kiss me She on hand.
owner opens the door to the bathroom and we explain what we find inside.
I stand leaning against a wall, she sits in front of me. I take her hand, she put my hand around the middle of them.
It: Look in May, is to lead, as you like.
Me: Yeah, well do not you put the tub here, it's too small bathroom.
She enters the bathroom.
Her: Yeah, it's small, we have held both.
Me: Yes, we must take the morning program.
Him: Well, yes, but the shower is great, there can fit two people at once.
Note to self: Do this more often. It is totally fun.
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