dairy guys Let us go and have a drink after office, I said. I have thought that, in free translation, that would be something like this . But the state will tell.
Set up: Me and her, we sit at a table in dairy guys pretty, with many a hot chocolate, to discuss the Lagrange's theorem and other female things.
Entry, stage left: EL1 (not to use the name, he's not nice), comes from another table on which sat a EL2. Both dressed in suits, rigged out with beer in hand, about 30-40-50 years (it gets kinda blurry at an old age where exactly is situated).
EL1: Hello, sorry if I bother you, I would like to invite you to sit at my table and my colleague a few minutes.
Me: [Why I do this, you are already at a table!] Creepy look 
Her: [I visible to hand him EL1] Ahm ... yes, thanks for the invitation nice. I was in a conversation - will announce new we come in five minutes.
EL1 leave.
Me: Do you have a problem saying no? I prolong the agony for another five minutes?
She: Well not know, I thought it would be fun to make fun of her a bit. I am going to let them get acquainted with them and tell them not sit at their table.
Me: I mean you go up to their table to say they do not come to their table? 
She: Yes. They simply say that the we do not want or play the gay couple card again?
Me: A not know, tell them something and you middle not be obvious.
She: Well, I tell them that we wanted the two of us sit together as we have not seen for a week and we talked.
She goes to their table. I lit a cigarette and I watch very carefully. Get acquainted with them, change two words, then sits at the table with them. Okay, That Did not go as Planned. Finish my cigarette and go after it. They arrive at the table, his face very angry and he put his hand very gently on the shoulder.
Me: Are you ok? Come back to the table.
Her: [I take her hand in hand] Oh, yeah, I'm ok, here they are lawyers and we told them I was in the delegation last week and we talked and that's why we can not stay with them.
EL2: And we just said you can tell them and to our table.
Me: Yes, thank you very much for invitation, but not necessary. 
EL2: Let's get acquainted. And I kiss your hand.
Me: Nice. [To her] Come on, go?
Her: Let us go to our table. It may come later.
Come to the table, we do plan to beat.
Me: Lawyers - really? What are they doing here?
Her: They came after her office and, as boys, and are put on the hanging.
Me: Ok, so definitely the gay couple card.
It: It would be hard to fool two lawyers.
Me: Yes, it is true it is. Come to see. Maybe go and join them later to make it a little cool.
Fast forward about half an hour.
She: Oh, and you see that guy comes towards us. Quick, come with me and take my hand.
EL1: I came May I invite you again to our table.
Her: It's ok, can come a little later. Or you can come to our table.
EL1: Well if the mountain comes to Mohammed, Mohammed comes to the mountains.
Me: And who exactly is the mountain in this parable?
Well, they come to our table, they buy five beers (to have), we get into our characters. At the next table, two other guys stare at us (on the model where you independent and crack).
EL2 [notice that we hold hands] You are the sisters?
Me: Ahm ... not. 
Her: On the contrary.
Me: Yes, it would be a little strange to be sisters.
EL2: You are an enemy?
Me: Enemy sister is the opposite?
EL1: No, actually has no opposite word sister.
Me: Well, thank you Captain Obvious. 
EL2: Are you friends? It
: Ahm ... not.
Me: [looking a little upset at her] Come on, that we are friends.
Her: Yes, yes, that's so 
I take my hand and a sweep of her cheek impaciutor.
EL2: What sign of friendship beautiful than to hold your hand? It is an unbreakable connection between you.
discussions have degenerated into all sorts of topics, from EL2's professional failures who just lost a lawsuit and tried to drown his sorrows in liquor, to Freemasonry and failures EL1's in love, still loved his ex-girlfriend.
Only two extracts not to bother:
[talking about Freemasonry]
EL2: You would need to know about Freemasonry, this was an exclusive secret society, it was not for peasants.
Me: Well yes, but you never know where I learned how I know about Freemasonry.
EL2: Well, well, you've fucked a Freemason and you said anyway. Yeah that one was not supposed to descend to the level of ALA and shoot it with anyone.
Me: Dude, I'm holding a chick's hand. Do I look like I fuck men? 
[talking about the trip]
EL1: I like very much to caltoresc. [And we all locruile strings on which it was] I often travel together?
Me: We try, whenever possible. I mean we do all the holidays together, of course. When can we go to service both at the same time.
Her: Yes, for example, last summer I was on holiday in Barcelona.
EL1: Yes, I've been there, it's very nice.
It: And we loved the new, although Miss mischief made at the beginning that did not like the hotel.
Me: Well, let's not remember now. Barcelona is, indeed, Very nice, worth to go there in February.
EL1: Yes ... 
Note to self: Not So lawyers is hard to fool.
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